Brandon Scott Wolf


WOW. Can you believe it’s here again? The time when we rank the best and worst birthday posts people sent me. I can’t believe the turn out this year. In a bad way. 149 posts. To be honest, I was expecting a minimum of 3000 posts. I mean I guess I’m glad that 149 people thought to take this…

I was selected in the Top 3! Thanks, John. I hope you had a great birthday!


Take a look at my friend Brandon Scott Wolf’s Funny or Die video. If you vote funny, he gets that much closer to getting into the 2014 Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival. That might not mean a lot to you, but this is pretty much all this guy has going for him. His self-esteem is hanging by a thread. It’s really sad. Anyway, click it and vote away, guys! It’s just a nice thing to do.

She’s right about everything.



Brandon Scott Wolf has failed. He has been rejected, denied, and asked to try again later. And yet, with failures beneath his belt, he has managed to become a contributing writer for Funny or Die, CollegeHumor, and Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update. His failure has led…

Gotta kiss ‘em all.

Bert’s gonna be pissed if he sees this.

Bert’s gonna be pissed if he sees this.