WOW. Can you believe it’s here again? The time when we rank the best and worst birthday posts people sent me. I can’t believe the turn out this year. In a bad way. 149 posts. To be honest, I was expecting a minimum of 3000 posts. I mean I guess I’m glad that 149 people thought to take this…
I was selected in the Top 3! Thanks, John. I hope you had a great birthday!
Take a look at my friend Brandon Scott Wolf’s Funny or Die video. If you vote funny, he gets that much closer to getting into the 2014 Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival. That might not mean a lot to you, but this is pretty much all this guy has going for him. His self-esteem is hanging by a thread. It’s really sad. Anyway, click it and vote away, guys! It’s just a nice thing to do.
She’s right about everything.
Bert’s gonna be pissed if he sees this.